Sunday, June 7, 2009
Feeble Minded Horsethieves
Right uh letter using all the wrong homonyms.
Tomorrow, right forteen letters. A pear four each day of the week.
Peach.
Tomorrow, right forteen letters. A pear four each day of the week.
Peach.
Saturday, June 6, 2009
Monsterously Dangerous Chemical Clouds
Eat nothing but soybeans for 7 days.
The following 7 days, eat nothing but pepperoni.
Take scientific records of bowel movements including size, shape, consistency and smell.
Bonus FluxPoints for pictures and blogs regarding this experiment.
Repeat ad nauseum.
The following 7 days, eat nothing but pepperoni.
Take scientific records of bowel movements including size, shape, consistency and smell.
Bonus FluxPoints for pictures and blogs regarding this experiment.
Repeat ad nauseum.
Bill Nye, The (Genocidal) Science Guy
Label everything in your home as a biohazard.
Walk around all day mumbling to yourself about how the government is out to get you.
Forward propaganda and conspiracy theory emails to everyone on your address book.
Deny everything.
Even that you've read this post.
Walk around all day mumbling to yourself about how the government is out to get you.
Forward propaganda and conspiracy theory emails to everyone on your address book.
Deny everything.
Even that you've read this post.
Brontosaurus
Ignition sequence engaged.
Beginning to launch.
Launched.
That ham from earlier has gone bad.
Beginning to launch.
Launched.
That ham from earlier has gone bad.
Robot Uprising
If I were a robot, would you tell me?
Would I want you to tell me?
Would I believe you if you told me?
Would I want you to tell me?
Would I believe you if you told me?
Overture to an Imaginary Opera, Part VI
Be excited for something that doesn't excite you. Ham, for example.
Banjo Serenaders
Make minute adjustments to your consciousness using only a torque wrench and $4 worth of duct tape.
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