The Illusion of Greatness

Be James Swearingen.

Triple Fudge Sundaes

Don't leave your house during the day. Complete all tasks between Sundown and Sunrise.

Lies

Cake.

Existing.

Marble Heaven

Simulate the entire NFL season.

Bet on Toomanytribbles at Belmont in the 6th.

Lord of the Tomatoes #2

Open that same pack of cards and eat the 2 of Diamonds.

Titty Twister

Go to IHOP.

Order water.

Drink all the syrup.

Leave a nice tip, she deserves it.

Lord of the Tomatoes

Open a pack of cards and remove the Ace of Spades.

Eat the Ace of Spades.