Sunday, June 7, 2009

Boston Area Singles Chat

Flip over the nearest chair.

Feeble Minded Horsethieves

Right uh letter using all the wrong homonyms.

Tomorrow, right forteen letters. A pear four each day of the week.

Peach.

Sweet Breads

Chlorine Gas is not a toy.

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Monsterously Dangerous Chemical Clouds

Eat nothing but soybeans for 7 days.

The following 7 days, eat nothing but pepperoni.

Take scientific records of bowel movements including size, shape, consistency and smell.

Bonus FluxPoints for pictures and blogs regarding this experiment.

Repeat ad nauseum.

Phosphorescent Mind Bubbles

Build a rocketship.

Leave the earth.

Bill Nye, The (Genocidal) Science Guy

Label everything in your home as a biohazard.

Walk around all day mumbling to yourself about how the government is out to get you.

Forward propaganda and conspiracy theory emails to everyone on your address book.

Deny everything.

Even that you've read this post.

Brontosaurus

Ignition sequence engaged.

Beginning to launch.

Launched.

That ham from earlier has gone bad.