1. Buy a watermelon.
2. Treat this watermelon as if it were your spouse.
3. Speak candidly about making love to your watermelon spouse. Refer to them as the top/giver no matter which gender you are.
4. Sadly explain that they are inadequate in bed.
5. Eat watermelon salad the next day.
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